What Is The Best Try Not To Laugh
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5,000 Great One Liners
My mate told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?' I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?' Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen's clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you'll ever need - and a whole lot more.
Beast with a Human Heart
Author: Eugene Douglas Hotch, II
language: en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Release Date: 2025-03-18
In a world riddled with indifference and corruption, a dark creature wanders across the land for many years. With only his name being the exception, all he has known is being feared, hated, and hunted. But when chance comes, the creature sets out on a path of self-discovery and, ultimately, a place in the world. With no matter who or what will oppose him, and with no care about how high the cost will grow, nothing stands in between him and his goal. In Beast with a Human Heart, this bloody and brutal tale of fellowship, self-discovery, and redemption, a token few will dare walk in the darkness to discover the light... About the author: Eugene Douglas Hotch, II studied and researched multiple sources while writing—Norse mythology, Roman Catholicism, notable historical/mythological figures, shamanism, even cosmic horror, just to name a few. He enjoys comic books, movies, and video games, and he is a collector of movies and TV shows. Ultimately, he is a lover of a good story. Hotch comes from a traditional family and has experienced/attended multiple Protestant denominations ever since childhood. His mother's side of the family is predominately Catholic.
OMG That’s Her!
Author: Francine A. Hart
language: en
Publisher: Dorrance Publishing
Release Date: 2023-12-28
About the Book OMG That’s Her! is the harrowing tale of a mother’s heartbreak over watching her bipolar daughter suffer. This compilation of stories about her daughter’s bipolar behaviors provides insight into how mental illness affects families. About the Author Francine A. Hart has been a schoolteacher for over twenty years and a volunteer in different community events and organizations. She enjoys camping, kayaking, hiking, and traveling to new places. She and her husband have been married for 30 years and have two children.