What Are Seaside Arms
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Crap Lyrics
Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense and flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines and stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, and several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. He's serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? And where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether you're a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song and thought 'You what?', this is the book for you.
Common Warehouse Metamodel
Das Common-Warehouse-Metamodell (CWM) ist eine XML-basierte Technologie zum Datenaustausch aus Quellen jeder Art, unabhängig von der Plattform des Anbieters. Geschrieben von den Autoren der CWM-Spezifikation, bietet Ihnen dieses Buch eine gut verständliche Einführung in das Thema. Erklärt wird, wie Geschäftsbereiche mit Hilfe von CWM effizienter arbeiten können und mit welchen praktischen Schritten man CWM plant, implementiert und einführt. Sie erhalten einen Überblick über die Architektur von CWM und sehen, wie die einzelnen Komponenten in existierende Datenbanken und Data-Warehouse-Architekturen integriert werden können. Mit zugehöriger Website.
The Rough Guide to Cult Pop
This new Rough Guide is devoted to pop music, the tacky, catchy yet enduring music we grew up listening to when we should have been listening to something more profound. We celebrate the hits, the singers, the impresarios and the songs which have made up the soundtrack to our lives. So come along pop pickers, put on your blue suede shoes (or your tartan trousers or puffball skirt, it's your call) and take a stroll down Electric Avenue. Not aarf! Features include: bull; The Stars A celebration of those performers, from Robbie Williams to Andy Williams (and Madonna to Mungo Jerry), who have had us singing along or, in the case of Dean Friedman and Kajagoogoo, left us wondering what the world is coming to.