The Taint
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The Taint and Other Novellas
A collection of thrilling tales from H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos by one of horror's biggest legends. This volume contains the very best of Brian Lumley's Mythos novellas. Novellas included in this collection: The Horror at Oakdeene Born of the Winds The Fairground Horror The Taint Rising with Surtsey Lord of the Worms The House of the Temple
Taint
Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things:Who am I?And, what the hell are you doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck.Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls. You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot. Go ahead, try it out on your tongue. F*ck. F***ck.Ok, good. Now where were we?If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I'm done with you.And who am I?Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now...who's first?