The Flirty Text Message Helper Witty Texts For Clever People
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The Flirty Text Message Helper: Witty Texts For Clever People
Can't Think Of Anything Flirty To Text That Cutie You Just Met? Try one of the witty texts hand-picked by our team of writers and researchers. Classified by 19 dating circumstances, there are no cliches, lame poems or cheesy pickup lines. These are real texts we've tested on guys and girls. For example: You: STOP. Likely reply: Stop what? You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now. Use our texts for other situations, too. Let's say you want to make the other person jealous. Try this: You: You would NOT believe what happened to me last night! Likely reply: What? You: Oh, crap! Wrong person! What if you just want to make somebody smile with a clever text? Try this: "I renamed my iPod ‘The Titanic’ so when I plug it in it to my computer it says, “The Titanic is Syncing.” Or if you want to pay them a teasing compliment? Try this: You: “This cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat cutie cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! Likely reply: ??? You: NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYING CAT! With The Flirty Text Message Helper you'll never write another boring text again! And because our texts are categorized by 19 common dating situations you'll find the perfect texts for your particular situation: 1. You Don’t Know How Interested They Are So You Want To Start Slow 2. You Know They’re Interested So You Want To Be Flirty 3. You want to make them laugh. 4. Cute Ways Of Saying Hello After You’ve Texted a Couple of Times 5. Cute Ways of Saying Goodbye 6. Clever Questions That Make You More Interesting For Asking. 7. You Want To Play Hard To Get (Cocky Funny) 8. “Unclogger” Texts: Getting Him Or Her To Text You Back 9. Clever Questions To Ask When You Don’t Know How To Start A New Thread 10. You Want To Be Seen As Fun & Wacky 11. You Want To Be Seen As A Partier 12. Teasing: Taking The Hot Girl Or Guy Down A Peg Or Two 13. Insults: Mowing Down The Hot Girl Or Guy 14. You Want To Step It Up To A Phone Call 15. Dirty Flirty: You’ve had sex 16. Filthy Dirty: Texts That Would Scare Your Mom 17. You’re falling in love 18. You screwed up 19. Fun Phrases The Flirty Text Message Helper Helps You Impress The People Who Impressed You! Download It Today. Use It Tonight!
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The Guide To Gay Texting
The Only Flirty Texting Guide Written For Gay Men!The techniques in this gay texting guide will: • Turn his ambivalence into an obsession. • Help you develop a sense of texting humor that makes hotties want to get with you. • Get that distant guy to pay more attention. • Provide common texting scenarios and solutions to keep his attention on you. • Avoid being friend-zoned. • Use “multiple threads” to avoid conversational dead-ends. • Dip into a catalog of 300+ witty pre-written texts when you can’t think of something yourself. The Art Of Gay Texting: How To Make Guys Obsess Over You. Step 1: USE WILDLY CLEVER WAYS TO GET HIS PHONE NUMBER(or get him to ask you for yours). See 10 vivid examples of how to get his phone number. Too shy to ask? Read the 6 Clever Ways To Get Him To Ask You For Your Number. Step 2: IS HE DISTANT? SPARK HIS INTEREST. Do it with fun, quirky texts that make him look forward to hearing his phone ding. Example: “Do you think naming two puppies Daft and Punk is a little over the top?" Learn the 9 Must-Know Tactics To Texting Guys Who Aren’t Showing Much Interest. You’ll have him panting for your next text and wanting to hang out with you in no time. It’s all on p. 25-36. Step 3: GET GUYS TO CHASE YOU. See dozens of “dialogues” showing you ways to ramp up the romantic tension. Comes with my “Text Timing Chart” –showing you how to time your texts, and how long to wait to respond to his. Step 4: TEXT SOMETHING WITTY. Learn the 7 Biggest Texting Mistakes Most Gay Guys Make (And how to avoid them). Try my catalog of 300+ irresistible, witty texts. They’ll capture his attention, peak his curiosity and set the stage for a strong attraction. Step 5: TURN HIM ON. The word-for-word suggestions in this gay guide to texting are GUARANTEED to make him look at you and think, “Tonight just got more interesting.” These gay flirt texting tips are all on Pages 47-85. Step 6: GET HIM TO CALL YOU. Stop ‘texturbating!” You got his number to meet not text. Find out the 5 ways you can get him to call if he doesn’t do it on his own. You’re worth a phone call. All on P. 29-42. Step 7: HOW TO HANDLE THAT FIRST PHONE CALL. Prevent “conversation stalling” and awkward silences by using the “Multiple Threads” concept. Rephrase boring questions into interesting comments.Boring: “How many brothers and sisters do you have?” Interesting: “I bet you’re the youngest in your family.” You’ll also learn an amazing body language trick that projects warmth, confidence and sexiness over the phone. It’s all on P. 37-60. Step 8: POST-DATE TEXTING TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING. You asked him out (or got him to ask). Great. Date go well? Then use the charming text threads in this book. If the date didn’t go well (damn, boy, what did you do—tweet through dinner?!) and you still want to see him then read my chapter on “redemption texting.” Don’t want another date? (he was so boring at dinner the corn on the cob covered its ears?) See great examples of how to turn him down or turn him into a friend. Text Your Way Into His Heart. Or His Pants. Scroll up, click the buy button and start texting something fabulous!