Santa S Shit List

Santa's Shit List

Santa' Shit List! Another stupid Crazy-Ass Notepad! (color print edition) - 40 Colored lined note pages to create your shit list year after year! Use as a silly notepad, a stocking stuffer gag gift or as a funny coffee table coaster! We want you to be happy with your purchase; please sign into your Amazon account to access full-view of the sample pages with the 'Look Inside' tool before purchasing. All novelty books printed on a non-glossy industry standard white paper stock.

White Trash Zombie Gone Wild

Horror meets humorous urban fantasy in the fifth book in the White Trash Zombie series • Winner of the 2012 Best Urban Fantasy Protagonist by the RT Awards Angel Crawford has buried her loser past and is cruising along in undead high gear—that is, until a murder-by-decapitation sends her on a hazardous detour. As Angel hunts for the killer, she uncovers a scheme that would expose zombies to the public and destroy the life she’s built, and she’s determined not to rest until she finds out who’s behind it. Soon she’s neck-deep in lies, redneck intrigue, zombie hunters, and rot-sniffing cadaver dogs. It’s up to her to unravel the truth and snuff out the conspiracy before the existence of zombies makes headline news and she’s outed as a monster. But Angel hasn’t quite escaped the pill-popping ghosts of her past—not with an illicit zombie pharmaceutical at her fingertips. Good thing she’s absolutely sure she can handle the drug’s unpredictable side effects and still take down the bad guys…or maybe she’s only one bad choice away from being dead meat—for real this time. Angel knows a thing or two about kicking ass, but now the ass she needs to kick might be her own.

Christmas with the Billionaire