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The Baby Cheapskate Guide to Bargains
How to get everything you need for your new baby—without breaking the bank. When Angela Wynne started preparing for her baby’s arrival, she was overwhelmed by all the must-haves she supposedly needed. She quickly discovered that the average American family can expect to shell out more than $23,000 for the first two years of the baby’s life. Daunted by the cost of having a baby, Angela soon realized she had a gift for ferreting out the best bargains—and decided to share her findings with other parents online, with her uber-successful blog BabyCheapskate.com. And now, in The Babycheapskate Guide to Bargains, she gives you must-have advice on buying the best for your baby for less. You’ll learn: • What you need for your baby—and what you don’t need • The principles of shopping smart • Where to find great deals on baby products, both online and off • How to use social media to find bargains and get advice • How to demystify couponing and other “insider” savings techniques • And much, much more Outlining easy-to-follow, effective saving strategies, this indispensable guide takes the financial guesswork and all the unwanted stress out of planning for a baby.
The Mummy Lessons
THE RULES 1) Try to sleep when the baby sleeps. (SO NEVER. EVER. UNTIL YOU ARE AN EMPTY WINE-SOAKED HUSK AND FALL DOWN DEAD IN THE BABY AISLE AT TESCO) 2) Try to eat when the baby sleeps. (SEE POINT ABOVE) 3) Try to get basic household chores done when the baby sleeps. (ABOVE!!) 4) Batch cook food and freeze in individual portions for easy re-heating. (OR DELIVEROO . . . WITH WINE. AND CRYING) 5) Try hiring a cleaner to take the pressure off. (OR JUST USE BABY WIPES) 6) Take time to shower or bathe in the evenings when you can leave the baby with your partner. (OR JUST USE BABY WIPES) 7) Make tea or coffee in the Thermos so it stays hot. (WHAT IS THIS 'HOT' OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?!) 8) Don't be afraid to ask for help, or ask people to leave. (COMMUNICATION VIA WHATSAPP ONLY) 9) Remember to look after and take time for yourself. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) After a tough pregnancy, Emily is determined to tackle motherhood like a pro. But she quickly learns that Insta-Perfect-Parenting (and sleep) is hard to come by, no matter how much money you spend in Mothercare. Irritatingly, her friend Molly seems to be breezing it. But with a business venture as well as a baby, is she taking on too much? Liz looks as though she might have it all worked out. But when a tragedy derails her new relationship, she has some serious decisions to make. Celebrating female friendship, the highs and lows of motherhood, and the lifesaving power of a jumperoo, THE MUMMY LESSONS follows a year of highs and lows for Emily, Molly and Liz as they learn the hardest lesson of all: life doesn't always follow the rules . . . *********** What readers are saying about Helen Wallen's BABY BOOM! 'Funny, sweet, real and relatable. Couldn't put it down.' 'Hilarious, witty and so easy to get lost in! This book shows the real life before and after your baby has been born!' 'Loved it! Great read for mums and dads who want to keep it real!' 'If you've had kids, you'll laugh out loud!' 'Fantastic!!! I couldn't put this book down'
Bump, Bike & Baby
Author: Moire O'Sullivan
language: en
Publisher: Sandstone Press Ltd
Release Date: 2018-03-15
'Hilarious'Outsider MagazineLonglisted for the William Hill Sports Book of the Year In Bump, Bike & Baby, Moire O'Sullivan charts her journey from happy, carefree mountain runner to reluctant, stay-at-home mother of two. With her sights set on winning Ireland's National Adventure Racing Series, she manages to maintain her post-natal sanity, and slowly learns to become a loving and occasionally functioning mum.