Java Joe Coffee

Imminent Return

Mark Mallory, Investigative Reporter for the Des Moines Register, relies upon his friends, J.T, Raj, and Sam to help him crack the hidden messages in crop circles and discover the government’s clandestine agenda with the space program. An ominous trend emerges- the Man of Destruction is coming soon. Shadow agencies and dark figures align themselves to stifle resistance and control the world. Mark develops new friendships and allies to help him rescue Beth from a man who thinks he’s the Christ. Mark is in a race to expose the secrets intended to enslave the masses and reveal the truth before the coming Apocalypse.

Bedtime Stories

Zero Percent Juice

Phillip Attenberg is a twenty-six-year-old virgin with no charm or charisma. Other than working at a big-box membership-only warehouse retail store, Phillip's only other activities include drinking canned iced coffee and watching his grouchy roommate harass women through a speaker hanging out of a window of the apartment the two share. One day, Phillip discovers there's a man living in his city who looks exactly like him. The difference between Phillip and his doppelgänger, however, is that the look-alike has loads of charm and charisma. Another difference is that Phillip's double has started seducing and murdering women by drowning them! The local press begins referring to the wicked scoundrel as the Cold-Water Killer, and this evil twin quickly becomes the bane of Phillip's already miserable existence. Will the Cold-Water Killer be brought to justice before Phillip mistakenly takes the fall for him? Will Phillip ever get the "juice" he needs to establish a social life for himself? Will Phillip's roommate ever stop pestering ladies walking by their apartment? Find the answers to all these questions in Zero Percent Juice!