Edna Cat

The Cat and the Riddle

A sleuthing sheepdog and his team try to solve a riddle in time to save a missing cat. Gertie Rhodes vowed never to adopt another pet. As lonely as life can be for this feisty senior citizen, with crazy treasure hunters ravaging her property it isn’t safe for animals. Equally feisty senior Edna makes such a good case for taking in beautiful blue-eyed feline Fleecy, however, that Gertie decides to risk her heart again. They soon become the purrrfect match. When the two octogenarian rebels attend a prepper convention, someone breaks into Gertie’s home and steals Fleecy. Cat-sitter Ivy Galloway is outraged and determined to right this wrong immediately. Can Keats and Percy help the three women outwit a wily catnapper before this frosty day is done? Or will someone face an unexpected wintry demise? Note: The Cat and the Riddle is a short Bought-the-Farm mystery that takes place between Swine and Punishment and Don’t Rock the Goat. This clean, funny mystery also sets the stage for Tweet Revenge.

Edna's Employment Agency

They say that the only thing worse than having a job is not having a job, but they're wrong. There is something worse than not having a job. It is being so desperate in looking for work that you show up at Edna's Employment Agency where her team of charlatans, ne'er-do-wells, and screwups probably won't find you a job, but they will find you some laughs as they loudly discuss their sex lives, fake drug tests, break into the office, burn down the office, dig donuts out of the trash, get punched in the face, make fun of resumes, drag coworkers into the restroom, hide under desks, get drunk, look for better jobs themselves, treat cancer as a bad excuse for missing work, plot their way through office politics using bagels, take smoke breaks during their smoke breaks, watch training videos from the 1980s, use copious amounts of profanity to prepare for meetings, engage in slapstick to express their status, war against the I.T. department, fume that people who don't even know how to spell make more money than they do, and, sometimes--just sometimes--, actually work. And that's just the staff of the staffing firm. Then there are the temps . . . You'll meet them all in Edna's Employment Agency, the book you shouldn't bring to a job interview because you're dressed nicely, so you don't want to piss yourself laughing. Unless, you know, it's that kind of job . . . If you like television shows such as The Office and Parks And Recreation, then you likely will enjoy this novel of workplace humor.

When the Cat's Away