Because I Said So And Other Things I Swore I D Never Say
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Because I Said So (And Other Things I Swore I'd Never Say)
You swore you’d never turn into that parent—the one quoting their own mum, bribing with snacks, or uttering the dreaded “because I said so.” And yet... here you are. In Because I Said So (And Other Things I Swore I'd Never Say), Dee Hogan hilariously and tenderly explores the moment every parent realizes they’ve become the grown-up they once rolled their eyes at. Blending laugh-out-loud moments with heartfelt truths, Hogan reflects on how parenting humbles us, surprises us, and turns our best intentions into lived experience—sometimes messy, often magical, and always full of love. This book is for every parent who’s eaten their words (and their kid’s leftover nuggets), learned on the fly, and discovered that the things we once swore off are sometimes the very things that work. Wise, witty, and deeply human, Because I Said So is a celebration of parenting in all its imperfect glory—and a warm hug for anyone doing their best, one cliché at a time.
A Woman Of No Importance
If there's one thing that everyone has an opinion about it's how to bring up a child - especially your child. Kate Konopicky found herself an embattled mother, knowing that however hard she worked everything was wrong. If she went back to full-time employment she was neglecting her child. If she stayed at home the child would be clingy and shy. So, she became a combination of teacher, nurse, nutritionist, psychologist, entertainer and mind reader. She didn't get weekends off and never phoned in sick when she wanted a lie-in. The boss was illogical, demanding, incapable of undertaking the simplest task. Yes, we've all had jobs like that but at least we got paid for them. Kate Konopicky is an anarchic voice in the face of regimented parenting books. With brilliant humour, she'll make you believe you're not a failure when your fairy cakes don't rise, and you'll slowly come to realise that you may not be perfect but that you are doing your best. 'A wildly irreverent look at the parenting game. This riotous look back over her first five years of motherhood will come as a relief to imperfect parents everywhere - in other words, to all parents.' You Magazine
Ketchup Is a Vegetable
If you don't have anything nice to say about motherhood, then... read this book. Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. It's not always pretty but it's real. Whether she's stuffing cabbage in her bra... dealing with defiant yet determined daughters... yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschooler... you're sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations. From the creator of Robin's Chicks, one of the South's most popular blogs on motherhood, misunderstandings and musings, comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry, but realize that you're not alone in your journey. Sit back and relax, pour yourself some "mommy juice," throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids out... because once you start reading you'll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybody's butt.