What Does It Mean When Someone Calls You Babs

Old Babes in the Wood

The new collection from the legendary Atwood is led by the story of a married couple as they travel the road together, the moments big and small that make up a long life of love -- and what comes after My heart is broken, Nell thinks. But in our family we don’t say, ‘My heart is broken.’ We say, ‘Are there any cookies?’ In this dazzling collection of stories we meet beloved cats, George Orwell, a daughter whose mother may or may not be a witch, a cabal of elderly female academics, and an alien tasked with retelling human fairy tales. And we meet and re-meet Nell and Tig, a long-married couple, and see the moments big and small that make up a life of love – and what comes after. 'She's Margaret Atwood, and she can do anything' Ann Patchett 'There is no greater living writer' Daily Telegraph 'The outstanding novelist of our age' Sunday Times 'A living legend' New York Times Book Review

Bitch o Nite

BITCH-O-NITE is located in the Bitchy galaxy. It installed cameras on Earth's moon to capture the life and people of Mainvile in the State of Kentucky. The purpose was to produce a REALITY SHOW. Tall, thin and beautiful females that are built exactly like Earth's women are BITCH-O-NITE's population. They loved the REALITY SHOW so much that every living creature was affected by Earth's reproductive life. The show increased sex waves in their atmosphere and bees, especially, started over producing royal jelly. BITCH-MEAN-ETTE, a gorgeous senator, gains weight and believes she needs a liposuction in Earth. BITCH-MEAN-ETTE secretly travels to Miami and gets the liposuction she wanted. During her trip she met CARNINA, a skinny young woman from Mainvile. The story further develops when she secretly starts visiting the town and meets Mainvile's characters. BITCH-O-NITE is a fictional, entertaining and exciting story like no other has ever been written.

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