You are going to f*cking die

If you’ve got a nagging feeling in the back of your mind that your life isn’t as fulfilling as you had expected it to be and you want to get yourself into gear for serious action or at least off your sofa and doing anything other than playing on your phone, why not think about your own death? Wait what?? Yes, Adam Jones has written his second non-fiction book to make you realise that your life is short and when it’s done it’s done and by avoiding this fact you are wasting the precious time that you have here on good old planet earth. He explains in a funny but hard-hitting way that our avoidance of talking, celebrating or indeed acknowledging that we die has led us as a society to be apathetic, lazy and unsurprisingly sad. As the cover suggests, Jones takes a sweary route of tough love to tell us to avoid avoiding death as ironically it could lead to an early one. I bet you’re dying to read this, so get on with it, if not you better get back to achieving your life’s work on Candy Crush!