Congratulations. If you are reading this, then you have been selected to join Horror Fitness. Only 66 members are handpicked each year to experience our 66,666 square foot facility of pure iron. If you like pumping and getting jacked, then you found the ultimate gym to get your body on track. But beware as once you sign on the dotted line your body will go to hell and there’s no turning back.
So, if you’re ready for some blood drenching hours of intense warfare then prepare for the 100 pounds dumbbells smashing to the ground and chalk dust filling up the air. Learn from competitive bodybuilders that will take your lifting to the next level and experience the pleasure of pain so you can see exponential gains. And when you transform your body into a showpiece, all your friends will wish for your defeat. So, indulge in the guilty pleasure of success and paint your story but know that not all those that enter Horror Fitness make it out in glory.
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