Ingredients:
• 1 tatted alpha male in a suit
• 1 sassy Southern baker
• 1 luxurious Chicago penthouse
• 2 cups of sugar
• An extra helping (or two) of sin
• Enough attraction and sexual tension to decimate an entire city block
Directions:
• In luxurious Chicago penthouse, combine alpha male and Southern baker. Leave unattended.
• Generously mix in attraction and sexual tension.
• Stir gently, and add sugar.
• Let tension rise.
• Pour on some sin, and let bake.
• Remove from penthouse.
• Sprinkle on more sin and sugar.
• Enjoy each mouthwatering bite. Best served hot. Multiple servings encouraged.