I am the rugby superstar - Declan Meadows
Net worth: $5.5 billion
Devilishly handsome – I know it because I was the prom king three years in a row
Super intelligent – I can read a woman’s mind even though girls are…..casual to me
Certified master of female o*ga*ms – yes, that’s what all my women tell me (I can make you scream ‘I am coming’ even before I have touched your p*nties with my hands or….my tongue)
And yet, I take pride in saying,
I am not that kind of a guy!
I always call the next day and if you are good, I always take you out on a date.
Yes, I am a gentleman.
Alright, let me admit – I haven’t put in so much of an effort trying to find my kind of a woman.
Until Mallory Linden!
Oh… she is voluptuous, curvy, gorgeous and owns the sexiest pair of legs!
And her attitude – it commands attention from everyone within her orbit! (I can still see those insecurities…I told ya..I am super intelligent!)
How could I have missed her?
We have been at the same place for quite some time now.
No matter why I missed her, I am now determined to make her mine and it has taken just a spur of a moment for me to take that decision.
I will do all that it takes to own her, captivate her and consume her.
Well that’s me!
And this story?
Alright, that’s us!