Dear *¥+¥!,
Or is it “Xutuix”?
Unfortunately, I am afraid that on this occasion, we will have to reject “Confessions of an Interplanetary Time Dilator on the Carputhian Beat in the Mean Streets of Galaxar.” We usually don’t respond to submissions (especially since we’re only taking nonfiction, at the moment). However, you mentioned you were a resident alien, and we did announce that underrepresented writers would receive personalized feedback on improving their writing moving forward.