Ward's Laws Part 2

Ok, If you purchased this book you probably understand what Ward's Laws are. I've been asked why I call them laws at all. The term doesn't mean legal laws or even scientific laws. They are just the things I live by.
Zombie attacks, killer robots, or just the strange desire men have to pee outside are the inspiration for these random thoughts. Typically I have these epiphanies while I'm driving, so side swiping family sedans as I try to type these little gems into my smart phone can be quite a challenge as well as an expense so make sure your copy isn't pirated.
I also created the cover. As a Photoshop Ninja I have been told I am the youngest looking man my age. It helps when you hang out at senior centers.