Life's Least Important Questions

It's better than the latest video game, more fun than watching TV, and illustrated with the coolest, most giggle-inducing pictures ever! How about using your brain to consider some of the most unusual questions no normal person would dare ask you? What would you say to this multiple choice question: you're a famous artist getting tons of money to make statues of beekeepers, but you're limited to just one of these four materials. Which would you pick: bubble wrap; Spam; pointy cactus; or hair? Next, you may be asked to connect the face of a celebrity to his or her tattoo, or match wacky words to famous people in history.
Like a whack on the side of the head--figuratively, that is--these are jarring and hilarious, as are the drawings that help lead you to the answers. And, remember, there are no right or wrong answers! So, now which would you choose to name your band: The Backwash Boys, N-Stynk, or The Smudgesickles?