For years, small children had been asking him if he was Santa Claus and he'd always responded in the affirmative. Everything he knew about Santa, his elves and reindeer came from thepopular culturehe'd read and watched again and again. Movies like Miracle on 34th Street and The Santa Clause, holiday specials about Rudolf and Frosty and classic poems likeThe Night Before Christmas. Unfortunately, everything he knew was wrong. One day while working in the fabric store that made him miserable, he was visited by Jack, one of the top recruiters from Elf Central.Jack was about to change his reality in strange and wonderful ways as he attempted to convince the curmudgeonly retailer to join the ranks of an army of Santas that serve as the front man for the extensive manufacturing and distribution operation run entirely by the elves.
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