What do you do when your life blows up in your face? Go to plan B. Or C. Or D... When twenty-two year old Elizabeth - don't call her Lizzy-- has to wait a year before applying to graduate school, she moves onto her next plan. With cutting wit she races through Plans A to Z until she learns who JustMe is. Along the way she's derailed by word that makes her mother blush, her cheeks flush, and her mouth do that pucker thing; a friend who gets hotter the longer they avoid dating; a computer message board and haven for the socially inept; and an aversion to seeing, wearing, and especially liking the color pink.